Spite

In yet another orthodoxy assault
parliament votes unanimously
for complete sovereign power
to be restored to the crown.
Drawbridge Taxes are raised
to build more castles, while giant
vats of oil are kept boiling over
the white cliffs of Dover.
In other news, a forty-three year old
man has been sectioned after
attempting to cut his face off,
just to spite his own nose.

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